Please take careful notes next time your friends tell you all the ways you can be well-prepared for your trip to Mexico.
And when you do forget the grapefruit seed extract, Pepto Bismol and try desperately to avoid getting even a drop of water in your mouth but the entire family still manages to fall victim to Montezuma's Revenge, don't forget to pack the diaper rash cream for the baby. You're gonna need it, mama.
And a final few tips for next time...
Keep yourself focused when packing—no Modern Family, phone calls, or desk work in the middle of the task.
Don't start packing at 10pm the night before you leave for the airport at 5:30am.
Forget about drinking margaritas until you get there. Channeling good times while packing doesn't always work out so well for you.